Hilarious; 6 ways of breaking up with your lover before ‪Valentines Day‬

The month of love is here with us. If you want to run away from unnecessary expenses, here are six witty ways to temporarily break up with your lover.

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!!!

2. You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!

3. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!!

4. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!

5. I gave you 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over!

6. I call you DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over

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